Presidental candidates

Thanks to such dependable news sources like Wikipedia, I can now tell who is running for the 'top job' of America.

In the Democrats corner, we have:

Hillary Clinton:
Why is the media so hard on her? Is it because she's a women and so she has to work harder, be meaner, be more manly then the other candidates? Doesn't anybody want to see Bill Clinton as "First Husband"?

John Edwards:
the man with the expensive hair cuts.

Mike Gravel:
The man from Alaska. Gotta give him credit! Also, remember this video?

Dennis Kucinich:
The guy with the hot wife... isn't he the same guy with the pocket stuff?

Barack Obama:
I don't really know what to think of this guy. I hear his speeches, I see him on TV, but he doesn't really leave an impression. What I do remember is him saying he would invade Pakistan o_O; Also, the Obama girl. I remember her.

For the Republicans:

Rudy Giuliani:
Former top dog of NY (didn't he have a court show in the early 90's or something?) and now running for the alpha position of America... That's pretty much about it... Oh! His wife always calls when he's fund raising.

Mike Huckabee:
If I was an American, I would seriously consider voting for this guy (mind you I've only seen him on the Colbert Report). When hes in front of the TV cameras, its like he meets your eyes, ya'know? He maintains eye contact, he's relaxed, but he's very determined and you can see that fire in his eyes (If you watch Bush, who never maintains eye contact and only can barely keep a straight face, compare their body language and how long they keep eye contact). I keep getting this feeling that Huckabee believes in what he talks about.

Duncan Hunter:
Who is this guy?

Alan Keyes:
No clue.

John McCain:
I like McCain. He's the underdog of the election (again, from what news reports I've seen on CNN and the Daily Show). He does the same as Huckabee in the way they present themselves.
McCain maintains eye contact, and also believes in what he says.

Ron Paul:
I keep hearing his name tossed around, but can't really put a face to his name.

Mitt Romney:
YES! The Mormon! I think it'd be cool to see him get elected. Just to see what would happen down in the states.

Fred Thompson:
Guy from Law and Order... yeah... that's kinda it...

And here's a shout out to the other parties!
Constitution Party
Green Party
Libertarian Party
Prohibition Party (did they open a time capsule or something?)
Socialist Party
Socialist Workers Party
Unity08 Party (they've backed off, sadly)

Maybe if the Green, Socialist and Socialist Workers parties all combined, they could form a much bigger party.